small boob privilege is so real like…. bralettes… underboob tattoos… going braless?? not looking hyper sexual at all times ???? running comfortably? i could go on
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lolololololololol go fuck yourself you daft cunt.
And before you say it, I don’t need your permission to reblog on a public forum.
how dare you bring the popular female electronic music duo, daft cunt, into this
when mom isn’t gaming
WHAT A FUCK
why this many note
i hope this meme never dies
Sounds like boss battle music.
Would you rather go to a EDM concert or watch Ted 2
who’s DJing
Ted
shit
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damn, stephen hawking just died.
It’s weird, but the first thing I think of is how he always personally record his lines every time he appears in the Simpsons and Futurama, even though they could have just faked his electronic voice. Like, he actually went to the recording studio to do it.
These are great lines, too. Rest In Peace, Mr. Hawking.
and he didn’t record lines for Family Guy, which also says something.
An assassin is really just a serial killer who takes requests.
Excuse you, they take commissions
“hey man can you kill this guy?”
“alright that will be 10k”
“ugh cant you just do it for the exposure? whatever you suck at murder anyway”
I’m drunk a little but how fucked up is it that how comes you can just press a key on a keyboard and that letter just appears on the screen
how the fuck did this get over 10k notes
can i mention how the kaiju have destroyed countless worlds but once they reached earth the humans were like nope. not today mother fuckers. big robots. lets go.
#CAN WE AD THIS TO THE MYTHOS OF HUMANS AS #SPACE ORCS #? #LIKE IMAGINE IF YOU WERE AN ANT EXTERMINATOR AND ONE DAY YOU GO TO SPRAY DOWN AN ANT HILL ONLY TO BE MET #BY A HUMAN-SIZED CONTRAPTION OF STICKS AND LEAVES PILOTED BY THESE TWO TEENY TINY ANTS #THAT THEN PROCEEDS TO KICK YOUR ASS TO KINGDOM COME #BEWARE OF HUMANS #THEY DO NOT DIE EASY #PACIFIC RIM
So I was thinking about goblins
In alot of worlds, goblins capture young maidens to keep for reproduction, typically against their will. The general vibe of these stories is ugly creatures stealing our gold and women kinda feel.
However in some stories, goblins reproduce asexually through potions and alchemy. These goblins are created to aquire gold and treasure do to their size and need of self preservation (one falls down a pit of spikes, just make another one).
I was thinking maybe combine aspects of the two stories. Goblins create goblins to get and hoard treasure. They still capture young maidens, but because they see women’s beauty as the greatest of treasures. Once they got a women, they will do everything to make her at peace and happy. Bring her jewelry, feed her the finest meals, whatever she desires they will do for her. Some maidens wanting a easy life may actually “get captured” on purpose.